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ISRAEL VS MARIO DAY 7

Get back here you little varmit
Ok where’s the other jackalope? 
Cocksuck bitch
Come back Rabbit stew bitch 
God damnit 
This first levels all hippie shit
Watch me go up your skirt
Oooh he just got meth
That helps him fly
He did a line 
Oh and they made me start over, fuckers.
You know what mario?
Im going to kick you in the face
No. there’s this.. oh.
I’ll show you.
There’s this.. uh.
place. if i step.
on the block?
You can get to more places!
I’ll show you.
I always just do the corners then go inside
Lessago Mafacka!
Goddamnit nigger
So when I doe the game has to start over?
Lessago mofucker
Ooh you sons of cockadoodle fudge!!
Ima back matherfacker
I’m not getting over
Woah-p.
What the f… that was so retarded
God damn that was the end of?
Didnt we just
Oh we have to do this
OH shut UP
Aw god this is driving me crazy I did it in like one man yesterday why does he keep dropping it stupid fag I hate you Mario
dumbass
Ha Boolszeye
Imma do this in one man
Oh man I was there!
I WAS RIGHT THERE!
You butthole
Yeah, i was THERE
JESUS CHRIST
OVER!
You stupid Mario faggot!
I HATEYOURASS
 
 

On multiplayer (with his 13 year old daughter): 

I like it better when she plays after I die cuz then I have to wait for you and, let’s just play and I won’t let u back in.
God damnit see that’s why I don’t like playing like this, let’s just go back to how we were playing 
Put the thing up! 
Ooooh my crap, I died. I’m dead.