So this happened… Apparently, during the middle of the night, I woke up and saw that I had left the coffee creamer out, and was really concerned about it going bad, but not concerned enough to go ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS to stick it in the fridge. How my still REM soaked mind came up with: “if it’s cold downstairs, it has to be FREEZING outside! Freezing like a fucking fridge!” I understand, but how the painter’s tape safety harness came into play is a tweaker genius I wish would show up more often.

So this happened…
Apparently, during the middle of the night, I woke up and saw that I had left the coffee creamer out, and was really concerned about it going bad, but not concerned enough to go ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS to stick it in the fridge.

How my still REM soaked mind came up with: “if it’s cold downstairs, it has to be FREEZING outside! Freezing like a fucking fridge!” I understand, but how the painter’s tape safety harness came into play is a tweaker genius I wish would show up more often.

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  1. flavorsavor said: you are a trip.
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