January 2012
23 posts
December 2011
52 posts
Forgot the haiku I wrote in my head this morning. It ended with ‘tucky fried chicken I’m pretty sure.
Wrote my new years resolutions (sittin n shhh’n in a bookstore bathroom stall) while a girl cried, coughing, next to me.
Tomorrow I’ll throw my kit off the pier, and sleep in.
No lie.
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check me out, im all internet now
i got a twitter
dont know how to link to it
but i did
shit’s @ HumanTooth
;o
(if only he would just stop saying the n-word so much)
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i just macked a huge bowl of menudo and now i got...
GO CHRISTMAS.
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“I remember taking it out to Riverside and blacking out 13 people.”
– Israel, on home-brewed barley wine
bblackhandss asked: I have a lead as to who got it. My bike is very distinct Most of my friends are bike jocks who are in bike gangs or work as bouncers, bike mechanics, and bartenders. They know any part of my bike by sight and get a weird satisfaction outta beating bike thieves senseless. I AM GETTING IT BACK
“Is that why they call white people crackers? Cuz their dicks smell like...”
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FREE FUCKING APP GUIDE pts 5 and FINALE (finally)!
Fancy Shmancy Apps
Light Meter for those of us who still shoot film, you will fall in love with this little app. opens up your camerea and features three little dials at the bottom of the screen for shutter speed, aperture and film speed. so lets say youre shooting 16hundo cuz youre a champ, after you dial it in, you can scroll through different apertures and watch as shutter speeds adjust...
nigga hellison
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The Cheapskates Awesome App Guide pts 4 & 4½
In Which we Use Apps to Get More Apps.
Let’s start with those. The app getting apps. None of this would of been possible without them, and they are phemomenal.
AppsGoneFree is the first one i got, it features 5 to 15 free apps everyday, and has a back catalogue of apps to go through. However, these are more than just free apps, more often than not they are are actually paid apps that...
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TOTALLY APP-SHIT FREE APP GUIDE pts 2 & 3
Basic Basics
This is the 2nd page of apps, from the day i got my phone and dont need much explanaition. some are used more often than not, IMDB for settling fights and “thefuckwasheins?”, Wikipedia, the same. You know what a Dictionary and Craigslist are, so lets not insult each other by explaining this. Shazaam is your standard identify-music-as-its-playing app and after it...
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TOTALLY FREE APP-SHIT APP GUIDE pt 1
INTRO
AT&T users did you know you can get a free fucking iphone right now from the apple store cuz that dead nigga steve jobs said before he died “get rid of the 3GGGGSSSSS, so we can get them hooooooked” because you know a) no ones walking into the apple store wanting a 3 when part 4 is out and they can talk to siri and b) once you have an iphone youre gonna keep getting iphones...
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god DAMN i need to step my game up hard
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Zizek to OSW: "Don't fall in love with yourselves"
SLAVOJ ZIZEK SPEAKS AT OCCUPY WALLSTREET: TRANSCRIPT
HEY! this shit is real good!
up until now ive been vehemently avoiding (read:scrolling past hella fast) any OSW/Occupy Oakland/Occupy anywhere im not for 3 reasons.
1. i am trapped in san diego, cultural suck-hole where nothing will EVER happen, where even the new cronenberg movie will “not be playing within 15 miles of your current...
SpookyWomb: selected markets only. →
happy birthday.
confetti cake on my plate wax stuck in the frosting from the single pink candle flame dancing to prince as i blow it out and wish i was a disco king of southern california yesteryear.
The room smelled of fendi from the gas station and yer ass looked huge in those stretchy purple, but i knew after a few dances, a few lite beers for the lady, and long trips to the restroom with a...
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HEY! MOTHERFUCKRS!!
What is the name of your flickr shit?!
i just got one (again)! tell me your name and ill add your shit!
or, and this is for people like puzzleoverit who are super good discoverers of shit, what are the flickr things of really good illustrators (psychedelic, gore, and psychedelic-gore)?
