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i cant tell you how many times i have heard or read that someone “just wants to dance!” this week. its a cliche thats been bombarding me since the advent of tumblr, but seems to have taken a specific tactical assault this week.

i am pretty sure that “just” dancing is incredibly fucking easy to accomplish and unless all these exclaimtions are coming from parapalegics, maybe all everyone wants is to “just stop being self-aware”.

• a tall can
• a bunch of soda
• a tray of cinamon rolls
• 2 rolls of paper towels
• the Knocked Up DVD for $2.99

• a dress
• fake cordorouy pants
• real cordorouy pants
• marc jacobs shirt (retail: $280.00)
• kenneth cole hat (retail: $75.00)
• black ankle boots, 2 pairs
• black knee-high boots (retail: $119.00)
• Gucci Intense por Homme
• Hello Kitty Diary
• Shinkansen pencil
• Hello Kitty x Friendswithyou wallet (sorry, guys)
• a really hyphy ass pair of leggings
• ben&jerrys red velvet ice cream
• ben&jerrys cinammon bun ice cream
• haagen daas butter pecan ice cream
• haagen daas pineapple coconut ice cream
• 2 big ass bags of cookies
• a family size bag of kettle chips
• a whatchamacallit bar
• almond joy bar
• a hoodie
• 3 pairs of levis
• a wallet
• a money clip
• another wallet
• 2 pairs of headphones
• 5 headbands
• several nailpolishes
• 2 rolls of film
• a pair of socks
• a COACH compact mirror
• several pairs of underwear, Victoria’s Secret
• several bras, Victoria’s Secret
• 3 iphone cases
• cookie mix, dry
• cookie dough
• mint white chocolate chips
• peppermint drops from Hickory Farms
• a couple handfuls of candy
• a couple handfuls of shit from the healthy bin section at Albertsons
• a stack of cookies from Mrs Fields
• Buttery Pecan flavored ice cream
• two coffee thermoses
• Cinnabon flavored coffee creamer
• a flannel for israel
• 3 packs of bucky ball cubes
• a bottle opener ring
• a book
• an iphone app magazine
• 2 cheapo compact mirrors
• a black watch
• several lighters
• adidas shorts
• black clarks
• new balance sneakers (israel, i hate that brand)
• new balance hat
• a pair of jeans from vans
• 2 shirts, one short sleeve, one long sleeve
• a belt
• mechanical pencils
• black zip up jacket
• button up shirt for israel
• 2 beanies
• 2 key chains that have a shitload of tools on them but look like keys
• gloves
• eyebrow make up thing
• angle brush, hello kitty
• eyeshadow brush, bobby brown
• really expensive ass tweezers (retail $40.00)
• crazy ass nail clippers
• nightlight
• 3 boxes of toy figures where you dont know whats in them til you open them
• a coffee mug shaped like mickey mouse
• stainless steel salt/pepper shaker set (retail: $50.00)
• this tray you put pots on when they are still hot or something.
• the following dvds
  -The Party
  -Romy and Michelles High School Renuion
  -Maniac
  -Stepbrothers
  -Your Highness

I think that’s it.

today after countless brought to you by netflix in-home marathons, i watched the last episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, and deleted every drug dealer phone number, text message and entry in call history, and thus said good-bye to everything i was thankful for this year.

if you dontknow any filipinos thnk about the black eyed peas and youll get it

coke binges are an awful way to learn about sun-rises in other people’s kitchens.

i hate filipinos. all that self esteem.

this year, i learned to stop being afraid of iphones.

i live in a neighborhood chock full of those wears-a-suit-to-work-but-in-reality-its-the-Verizon-store Mexicans. They sell cups of corn in front of the liquor stores here.

theres stray dogs. and i think i want one. the same way you think you want to kick pigeons when youre little.