oh fuck this
the last 25 minutes of being 25 were pretty unofficial except completely since i am documenting them. i deleted facebook, that was not surprising, the only surprise was how neatly boring it was. and maybe the same could be said for all of 25 except neatly would be replaced with the adverb for blur. see you tomorrow space niggers. which reminds me, in 400 years doctors -the non medical kind- will...
so. back in san diego.
and back in san diego means back at my parents house, being in my family it means back to 8 facefulls of shabushabu, and like a member of any family it means back to the ever perplexing world of digital cable. that explained, ‘kell on earth’ makes me want to stab fags.
hey yall, heres a list of the best tumblrs i follow (image dumps excluded) for those of you who are on this shit click and ‘follow’, if you arent its about time you get one just so you can have a dashboard page to see all the updates in one convenient spot… without further adieu… lobsterlegends.tumblr.com - most of the time insanely hot chicks are really cranky and have...
thou shalt not call babe in public azns and filipinos stop saying ‘nigga’
i just changed a diaper full of shit for the first...
babies have seriously gigantic vaginas. i remember when we were little we would all joke about fucking babies and shit but you know, it was ok, like telling racist jokes because youre best friend is half black, and fucking babies just wasnt possible.. or so i thought. that shit is totally an option.. if you were say the only one night stand ive had (and for that reason he was my only one night...
its all so chic...
and just so you know, i have to come to this clinic every. single. day. without fail, for probably the rest of my life in the bay area. time stamp on this video: 03-01-10-13:31
concerning the events of february 5th
that is how you spell February, right? well fuck, anyway, discretion has never been my strongest attribute, and i suppose that was a bit more than just spilling some beans, kinda like dumping out the can, but like… its fine right? i mean, if all that’s the past, and im clean(ish) now.. its not like i can get in trouble for what has already been ingested. theyre not going to come and...