February 2012
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Late again.
goldrushhooker:
hurry hurry hungry stomach. make yer way smoking fast around the brick corner tongue out and wetting the tshirts of the sensual babes hanging out, as they tended to do. Thats when the bike courier smoking crack not paying attention obviously ran right into me and there went the cake i made for a belated birthday of someone i didnt really like at all, but i was a people pleaser...
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January 2012
23 posts
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/freeappjunkie.tumblr.com/ →
For those of you with iPhones, find the best of free apps, without having to scour the store. i do it for you, and i do it daily.
New blog, fresh enthusiasm.
ISRAEL VS MARIO Day 12, Day 15
Day 12
Lessago, motherfucker. GODDAMNITFUCKINGSTUPID Goddamnit. Now what am I supposed to do? I can’t do this with this midget asshole. Fuck off. Uhhh. C’mon bitch, gotcha now. Unfreeze, right there. C’mon you fucking asshole. There you go you bitch! Haha! That stupid Toad cunt Don’t even get nothin for saving your dumb ass. Whatever. What the hell is that? ...
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You know that big.dude with the crazy deep voice, and I think he was a brother on everybody loved Raymond and was one of the fish on finding nemo? And hes on this show called til death that only unemployed people who don’t have cable know about? I think hes like, kinda super hot.
“True, he has chosen hate, which is a passion and not a thing; but his hate...”
People give really shitty things a chance because they want to be the first to “discover” them.
Why are television production company logos always so ghetto?
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ISRAEL VS MARIO DAY 7
Get back here you little varmit Ok where’s the other jackalope? Cocksuck bitch Come back Rabbit stew bitch God damnit This first levels all hippie shit Watch me go up your skirt Oooh he just got meth That helps him fly He did a line Oh and they made me start over, fuckers. You know what mario? Im going to kick you in the face No. there’s this.. oh. I’ll show you....
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ISRAEL VS MARIO DAY 5
PUTO FACE. This levels easy. Fucking dicks!!!! God Bless it! Thaaaat’s how you to it.. OH BULL CRAP! What a load of shit, turtle fucks.. cock suckers. Yeesago Yeah that’s it donkey shit, you cock. Bye you little bastard. OH! WOW. Dumbass right in the stupid hole, how is that possible? OHNO. You’re right, you ass. HERE! Wanna play? It’s starting to piss me off.
ISRAEL VS MARIO DAY 2
Fucking Dick. Oh no! I was right! At the end? Moco. There was a way you spin… God damnit Israel I hate you.. Luiger Aww man Is my other one still here or Is it past this? How do u quit? Lessa go Meh-hee-co I got two of those small guys I like those small guys, they’re bad. Theres that dumb windy one right there. Really? I thought he was dead. Awwww u like that shit I bounced...
ISRAEL VS. MARIO DAY 1
Why don’t you jump you beaner Monkey cocksucker Haha you goon Yes after twenty minutes… And all my… Magical… Mushrooms. great Sucker Ohh at the end you jigaboo Hahaha fuck you Oooooaaaw. What the hell am I supposed to do? Oh. God doobit Awww man You shut up. Ok I give up I give up I give up.
December 2011
52 posts
Forgot the haiku I wrote in my head this morning. It ended with ‘tucky fried chicken I’m pretty sure.
Wrote my new years resolutions (sittin n shhh’n in a bookstore bathroom stall) while a girl cried, coughing, next to me.
Tomorrow I’ll throw my kit off the pier, and sleep in.
No lie.
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check me out, im all internet now
i got a twitter
dont know how to link to it
but i did
shit’s @ HumanTooth
;o
(if only he would just stop saying the n-word so much)
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i just macked a huge bowl of menudo and now i got...
GO CHRISTMAS.
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“I remember taking it out to Riverside and blacking out 13 people.”
– Israel, on home-brewed barley wine
bblackhandss asked: I have a lead as to who got it. My bike is very distinct Most of my friends are bike jocks who are in bike gangs or work as bouncers, bike mechanics, and bartenders. They know any part of my bike by sight and get a weird satisfaction outta beating bike thieves senseless. I AM GETTING IT BACK