ISRAEL VS MARIO Day 12, Day 15
Day 12
Lessago, motherfucker.
GODDAMNITFUCKINGSTUPID
Goddamnit.
Now what am I supposed to do?
I can’t do this with this midget asshole.
Fuck off.
Uhhh.
C’mon bitch, gotcha now.
Unfreeze, right there.
C’mon you fucking asshole.
There you go you bitch!
Haha!
That stupid Toad cunt
Don’t even get nothin for saving your dumb ass.
Whatever.
What the hell is that?
How do you do that?
Oh.
Tsk.
Day 15
Bitch.
Cockadoodle shit.
Isn’t that the same thing I went through?
Now youre gonna die sucka.
Plant bitch.
That was awesome.
Stupid fucking ffffffff…
Awwwww, you bitch.
Damnit.
Aaahahahaha you stupid.
Go down, Pedro!
I’m gonna kill these things.
Lessago, motherfucker
Aw god damn
Damnit
NO! How did that happen?!
Fucking needle dick shit
Try this macguyver bullshit
That’s right, turdburger.
Jesus, that’s a giant spike dildo.
Fuck you.
Oh shit
AAAAaaaiiieeeeee!!
C’mon you son of a bitch, this fucking off-balance nigger.
Yeehaw
Woohoo
Aw man
No!
(Double air kick)
31 lives left, if we don’t do it, we die in real life.
That’s right… Oh yeah.
Wiki
Son of a bitch.
It’s right there, yeah nigga.
(gasp)
Tha’ts right bitch ass mafacka
Yeeeeeah
Nigger turtle, nigger turtle.
Straight up yo ass and diss you
Lessago.
Oh, we have to leave?
this stuff comes in handy all the time
(Source: technoblin, via annmuddy)
unfortunately i am not in highschool, but i still managed to piss of mama jaworski all the same. one dye didnt work enough, and so i tried this other one, that worked way too hard. now i look like i loooove the matrix and dudes with wallet chains.
You know that big.dude with the crazy deep voice, and I think he was a brother on everybody loved Raymond and was one of the fish on finding nemo? And hes on this show called til death that only unemployed people who don’t have cable know about? I think hes like, kinda super hot.
True, he has chosen hate, which is a passion and not a thing; but his hate carries him beyond himself, takes him from the peril of self-questioning, from doubt, dread, and risk, to certainty.
People give really shitty things a chance because they want to be the first to “discover” them.
Why are television production company logos always so ghetto?
ok this is great -minus the Remio tag
(Source: youtube.com, via lurkhardskate)
ISRAEL VS MARIO DAY 7
Get back here you little varmit
Ok where’s the other jackalope?
Cocksuck bitch
Come back Rabbit stew bitch
God damnit
This first levels all hippie shit
Watch me go up your skirt
Oooh he just got meth
That helps him fly
He did a line
Oh and they made me start over, fuckers.
You know what mario?
Im going to kick you in the face
No. there’s this.. oh.
I’ll show you.
There’s this.. uh.
place. if i step.
on the block?
You can get to more places!
I’ll show you.
I always just do the corners then go inside
Lessago Mafacka!
Goddamnit nigger
So when I doe the game has to start over?
Lessago mofucker
Ooh you sons of cockadoodle fudge!!
Ima back matherfacker
I’m not getting over
Woah-p.
What the f… that was so retarded
God damn that was the end of?
Didnt we just
Oh we have to do this
OH shut UP
Aw god this is driving me crazy I did it in like one man yesterday why does he keep dropping it stupid fag I hate you Mario
dumbass
Ha Boolszeye
Imma do this in one man
Oh man I was there!
I WAS RIGHT THERE!
You butthole
Yeah, i was THERE
JESUS CHRIST
OVER!
You stupid Mario faggot!
I HATEYOURASS
On multiplayer (with his 13 year old daughter):
I like it better when she plays after I die cuz then I have to wait for you and, let’s just play and I won’t let u back in.
God damnit see that’s why I don’t like playing like this, let’s just go back to how we were playing
Put the thing up!
Ooooh my crap, I died. I’m dead.
